Fuzzguzzler Share definition Flag A female (or male, I guess) who is attracted to male police officers based solely on the fact that they are police officers. "Your sister has a thing for cops? What a fuzzguzzler." Fuzzguzzler by another random dude July 13, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Fuzzguzzler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch