Fuxit 

Fuxit. A divorce or termination of a relationship conducted so badly you wish it was mediated by Jeremy Kyle.

It's brexit but in real terms

"How's it going with Theresa? It can't be as bad as brexit"
It can mate, it's totally fuxit

Fuxit by Hudsontalks March 14, 2019

fauxitus 

fauxitus — Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.

Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.

Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.

This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.

Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!

fauxitus by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023

tax fugitive

Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon

Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online

tax fugitive by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020

Fuxtaposition GIF 

n. a gif that incorporates segments of film featuring a celebrity or actress intermixed with pornographic film.

Basically a beautiful porn gif concept.

On 07/10/13(Wed)18:38 the number 5752069 post was of a Miley Cyrus fuxtaposition gif. a Selena Gomez fuxtaposition gif, a Lady Gaga fuxtaposition gif, and an Emma Watson fuxtaposition gif followed.

OP wasnt a faggot.

Fuxtaposition GIF by an anon August 19, 2013

Foxitis 

A treatable illness caused by over consumption of right-wing media. Symptoms include paranoia, fear, outrage, and in severe cases, physical violence. Not limited to TV, Foxitis can be contracted through a toxic diet of right-wing social media platforms, podcasts, and talk radio. Foxitis is reinenforced in the brain by algorithms that drive recommended content. The disease is not permanent. Successful treatment includes deliberate exploration of other media, especially foreign outlets (BBC, ITV, CBC) that offer diverse views of how and why the world works. Deliberate consumption of diverse views changes the patient’s social media algorithms, thereby changing the course of the illness. Also see Foxmania.

I now realize I was suffering from Foxitis at Thanksgiving, when I called my cousin (who works on Wall Street) a socialist communist.

Foxitis by Bran Stark May 11, 2021

fukity fuck 

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects

Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.

fukity fuck by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012

fukitol 

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?

fukitol by Tina June 19, 2005