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Futerl is a cosy word for cunt in German speaking areas:
If you wanna know how it taste just smell on oyster sauce.
Oh look, there is a bunch of nice futerl around here.
Futerl by mrdoubleyou January 27, 2020
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An adverb applied to dishonesty, heightened to a point of baroque excess that the lie is on the verge of, but not past where it becomes obvious self-parody.
In Dr Craig's selective quoting of Darwin, the reversal of originally intended meaning was so complete, and so perverse, it was almost futrelian. We nearly admired him for taking the art of lying to a point of previously unimagined excess.
futrelian by manuel dexter July 5, 2012
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"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"

"stop it ye futurin' bastard"
futer by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008
A word for people who hate people who say the word funer if someone says not to say funer you can say funerly and make them even more mad
“Let’s go to Sarah’s house it’s funer there” “Funer isn’t a word!” “fine letS go to Sarah’s house it’s more funerly” “ugh I hate you”
funerly by Picklefacts November 30, 2020
The most popular meme in the Flood. Honestly, everyone loves it. It's better than Porch Day.
OP says:"Should I get a porch in the futer?"

Everyone else:"GTFO"
Futer by Big Baph July 1, 2011
A poorly spelled word for "Future". Used to make the original poster in a forum sound stupid.
yea like that will happen in the futer.
Futer by victoryian June 30, 2011
A female who is fond of Gingers but not very aware of what good mexican food is. Typically is the mother of many Midgets.
"Man, that crazy bitch at taco bell with the 2 screaming kids and ginger guy was such a futrell"
futrell by OMG FISCHERS!!! May 17, 2008
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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