futrell
A female who is fond of Gingers but not very aware of what good mexican food is. Typically is the mother of many Midgets.
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The epitome of a badass. Common abbreviation of "warfighter". A futrell is known to take cover behind walls of lead, and crush the souls of all who oppose him.
"Don't fuck with that dude, he's futrell" or "i was at a bar, and i looked at this futrell guy and he crushed my soul immediately"
futrell by kung fucking fu January 4, 2010
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futrelian
An adverb applied to dishonesty, heightened to a point of baroque excess that the lie is on the verge of, but not past where it becomes obvious self-parody.
In Dr Craig's selective quoting of Darwin, the reversal of originally intended meaning was so complete, and so perverse, it was almost futrelian. We nearly admired him for taking the art of lying to a point of previously unimagined excess.
futrelian by manuel dexter July 5, 2012
Furtelligence
The meaning of one's knowledge or furries;
for example, critically arguing the point Peter Parker is a furry
for example, critically arguing the point Peter Parker is a furry
"Peter Parker would be considered a furry because he wears a suit and becomes a alter ego of himself in a persona he made which is part animal; Spiderman is furry cannon"
alternatively
"its like you have no furtelligence, uncultured swine"
alternatively
"its like you have no furtelligence, uncultured swine"
Furtelligence by nerd-echo September 14, 2018
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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