Futer

The most popular meme in the Flood. Honestly, everyone loves it. It's better than Porch Day.

OP says:"Should I get a porch in the futer?"

Everyone else:"GTFO"

by Big Baph July 1, 2011

Futer

A poorly spelled word for "Future". Used to make the original poster in a forum sound stupid.

yea like that will happen in the futer.

by victoryian June 30, 2011

Futer

A Futer is someone who plays Ultimate Team on fifa 12.
They are generally addicted to the game and have a great team.

Twan : I won like 10 matches in a row last night playing head to head online. How'd you go?
Bade : Well im a Futer so I didn't play any head to head but I used my beast team against someone with a bad team... And I still managed to lose.

by TwainyJaime October 30, 2011

Futer

To toy with, jiggle or rub. Also, genital frottage.

"Any chance of an aul' futer?"
"Dekky, quit futerin' with yerself."

by Piano Dentist September 15, 2004

futer

to tweak, fiddle or mess around with

"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"

"stop it ye futurin' bastard"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

Futer

Foot jam
@hine.remus

I have futer

by Nopomegranatessssss January 5, 2019

Muder futer

Another way to say mother fucker

You stupid muder futer

by B!gP3n15 September 4, 2022