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Furbicide 

Fur-bi-cide (noun) - The deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of the entire planet's supply of Furbies.

The term "Furbicide" did not exist before 1998. It is a very specific term, referring to violent crimes committed against Furbies with the intent to destroy the existence of the things. Human rights, as laid out in the US Bill of Rights or the 1948 United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, concern the rights of individuals and as such do not included these annoying, plastic fucktards.
Tom: So I hear your little Kieth got a Furby for Christmas, Sarah.
Sarah: Yes! Yes he did.
Tom: I hear they're awesome....
Sarah: YOU HEARD WRONG! LIES IT'S ALL LIES. THEY'RE ENTERTAINING AND CUTE FOR ABOUT A DAY BUT THEN THEY WON'T SHUT UP NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND THE LITTLE SCREWDRIVER AND THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME UNTIL YOU HIT THEM WITH FUCKING HAMMERS!!!
Tom: Wow, are you okay? What are you gonna do?
Sarah: Furbicide!!
Furbicide by Doombadger September 15, 2013
Words you can keep
Death as a result of being exposed to farts.
Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009
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Fuckicide 

The act of having bareback sex with someone that you know has STD's.
"I went home with a girl and we didn't have any condoms. She told me she had AIDS ... but damn, she was so hot we had sex anyway, the fuckicide was worth it!"
Fuckicide by James Murdoch January 7, 2013

Funicide 

To kill the fun
Guy1: Lets go to the pub
Guy2: I don't think so, I'm too tired
Guy1: I'm just calling the police, reporting you as a suspect of FUNICIDE

Fungicide 

the act or an instance of a fungi taking its own life voluntarily and intentionally
When he just couldn't take it anymore Bill the mushroom committed fungicide
Fungicide by GlitteryTits November 30, 2017

urbicide 

1. urbicide - the deliberate attempt to deny, or kill, the city.

source: Overview page on the website of Durham Universiy’s workshop
"Urbicide: The Killing of Cities?"
(geography.dur.ac.uk - search for urbicide workshop

See also: Wikipedia "Urbicide"
Violence not aimed at human bodies but against the city fabric
Wikipedia on "Urbicide" excerpt:

In the wake of the destruction of Sarajevo, the term gained more common usage, examples being found in the works of Marshall Berman (1987) and Bogdan Bogdanović. In their 1992 publication "Mostar '92", a group of Bosnian architects from Mostar used the term urbicide to define the violence against the city fabric, such as the destruction of the Mostar bridge, a usage consistent with Marshall Berman's prior use of the term to describe similar acts of violence in Bosnia. Urbicide is increasingly being used by architects, urban planners, scholars and historians to help describe and understand the contemporary and historic wars where cities can no longer be considered safe havens from war, but rather are part of the battle field.
urbicide by urbanizm.eu October 17, 2014

fungicide 

A drug that kills fungus. Used for itches on human feet and itches on cats. Or could imply that the owner of such a prescription has hygiene problems.
I found a tube of fungicide in my new girlfriend's medicine cabinet! Now I don't know what she's crawling with!
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