Fuckicide

The act of having bareback sex with someone that you know has STD's.

"I went home with a girl and we didn't have any condoms. She told me she had AIDS ... but damn, she was so hot we had sex anyway, the fuckicide was worth it!"

by James Murdoch January 7, 2013

Funkacide

Really stinky smell or odor. An unsuspecting weapon subjected to by your friend or family member.

Holy shit those runners of Mark's are funkacide man... Let's open the windows... quick!

by ReyMon! November 19, 2010

Furbicide

Fur-bi-cide (noun) - The deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of the entire planet's supply of Furbies.

The term "Furbicide" did not exist before 1998. It is a very specific term, referring to violent crimes committed against Furbies with the intent to destroy the existence of the things. Human rights, as laid out in the US Bill of Rights or the 1948 United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, concern the rights of individuals and as such do not included these annoying, plastic fucktards.

Tom: So I hear your little Kieth got a Furby for Christmas, Sarah.
Sarah: Yes! Yes he did.
Tom: I hear they're awesome....
Sarah: YOU HEARD WRONG! LIES IT'S ALL LIES. THEY'RE ENTERTAINING AND CUTE FOR ABOUT A DAY BUT THEN THEY WON'T SHUT UP NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND THE LITTLE SCREWDRIVER AND THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME UNTIL YOU HIT THEM WITH FUCKING HAMMERS!!!
Tom: Wow, are you okay? What are you gonna do?
Sarah: Furbicide!!

by Doombadger September 15, 2013

Fuckside down

Completely backwards or turned around. Unable to correct itself.

I don't know if I can fix your computer, the parts are all fuckside down.

by Berglekutt January 19, 2010

suckicide

Purposefully failing at a video game because you're in over your head, and just want to get it over with.

"I knew I'd never beat this level, so I committed suckicide. Here, it's your turn."

by Melony Sweetcheeks August 18, 2009

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Fuckitude

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.

Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU

by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009