1: Someone who acts like a fucking idiot in such a way that it causes problems for others.
2: Anyone who engages in teamkilling, cheating, exploiting or just being an all around idiot in online firstperson shooters.
See also: Fucktard and Gayrod
We can't get up the fucking beach because that guy is 0-34 and he insists on using our only fucking sniper rifle. What a fuckrod!!!
(Fall-Krod)
Verb. To Foulkrod. One who is said to be Foulkroding it up or Foulkroding about is acting in a spastic manner which creates the appearance of the presence of mental and/or physical handicaps. Subject may wear Playstation parts around his/her neck and declare it his/her "spinner" chain.
Subject also may choose to defend his/her friends by yelling and gesturing with his hands "his deck is this big" in reference to their prestigious pokemon collection.
Adj. Used to describe a person who is slacking or acting in an otherwise slightly retarded manner while playing video games or participating in sports.
Adv. Can modify any verd in order to express the lack of intelligence displayed by said Foulkroder
Person 1: Dude, you got killed 6 times in a row...
Person 2: Yeahhhh. I know. I'm kinda Foulkroding it up right now.
Person 1: Wow I can't believe Braylon Edwards just dropped that pass
Person 2: Yeahhh kind of a Foulkrod move on his part.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.