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futility 

Performing an action that has no results.
Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.
futility by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012

relative futility 

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

Facticity 

The individual parts of ourselves that we are born with.

Including but not limited to, one's culture, class, religion, language, race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Although one has no control over his or her facticity, one is always free to choose his or her relation to the world in which one lives in.
Facticity by JeanPaulSartre December 7, 2022

Paranormal Frativity 

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.
Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
Paranormal Frativity by steezycheese September 20, 2010

exercise in futility 

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
exercise in futility by Herzlos March 19, 2008

fattivity 

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat
john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.
fattivity by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008