fattivity

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat

john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.

by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008

Flag

Get the fattivity mug.

cattivity

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.

The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.

by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012

Flag

Get the cattivity mug.

Related Words

fattivity • Fagtivity • faptivity • fativities • Faketivity • feastivity • cattivity • Facticity • Fagativity • Fagitivity

Facticity

The individual parts of ourselves that we are born with.

Including but not limited to, one's culture, class, religion, language, race, gender, and sexual orientation.

Although one has no control over his or her facticity, one is always free to choose his or her relation to the world in which one lives in.

by JeanPaulSartre December 7, 2022

Flag

Get the Facticity mug.

Paranormal Frativity

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.

Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.

by steezycheese September 20, 2010

Flag

Get the Paranormal Frativity mug.

fartility

The state or quality of producing, or capability of producing copious amounts of flatulence.

John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.

by jks_ April 22, 2013

Flag