faptivity 

a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company

What'd you do this weekend?

Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.

Word.

faptivity by joey sssssssssssssssssssssss September 28, 2011

Faptivism

When an activist (namely Jason Russell) faps in public, thus discrediting anything this "faptivist" ever stood for and bringing about the demise of his campaign.

Kony2012 supporter: I really identify with Jason Russell's cause to catch Kony by the end of 2012!

Learned individual: You must be feelin' salty to support faptivism

Faptivism by person056 August 1, 2012

Captivity of negativity 

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.

"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."

Captivity of negativity by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

Facticity 

The individual parts of ourselves that we are born with.

Including but not limited to, one's culture, class, religion, language, race, gender, and sexual orientation.

Although one has no control over his or her facticity, one is always free to choose his or her relation to the world in which one lives in.

Facticity by JeanPaulSartre December 7, 2022

Paranormal Frativity 

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.

Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.

Paranormal Frativity by steezycheese September 20, 2010

fartility 

The state or quality of producing, or capability of producing copious amounts of flatulence.

John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.

fartility by jks_ April 22, 2013

fattivity 

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat

john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.

fattivity by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008