a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company
What'd you do this weekend?
Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.
Word.
Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.
Word.
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Kony2012 supporter: I really identify with Jason Russell's cause to catch Kony by the end of 2012!
Learned individual: You must be feelin' salty to support faptivism
Learned individual: You must be feelin' salty to support faptivism
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Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.
Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.
Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.
"I'm under the captivity of negativity"
"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."
"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."
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Including but not limited to, one's culture, class, religion, language, race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Including but not limited to, one's culture, class, religion, language, race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Although one has no control over his or her facticity, one is always free to choose his or her relation to the world in which one lives in.
by JeanPaulSartre December 7, 2022
Get the Facticity mug.Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.
Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?
Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
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David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
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