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As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
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by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017

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a cheap substitute
watered down

mainstreamed
lamestreamed
Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....

and REJECT IT on principal!
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by Thygeekgoddess March 05, 2017

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Organizing - the Art of hiding one's shit from oneself
DAGNABBIT!
I was busting hump,
organizing my crafting space

and now can't find a blasted thing!
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by Thygeekgoddess July 22, 2017

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An educated, high-octane, critical thinker with high standards.
An Obamacrat is what a republican wants to be when it grows up.
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by Thygeekgoddess May 04, 2017

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Freakin + Hilarious

Originally used in tech support and office banter as cursing is prohibited
in a professional setting.
Used to compliment an end users or co-worker's troubleshooting prowess prior to calling your department.
Wow! You REALLY did a great job troubleshooting that weird problem !
I wish I worked for you because you are FILARIOUS!
Now, is there an electric pencil sharpener or neon promo sign around any of the geekware?
by Thygeekgoddess February 08, 2017

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Any hardware used on site covered by a tech support contract.
and associated peripherals needed by the above.
Well, the link is up, it's not sunspots and Mercury isn't in retrograde,

so let's check for interference around your geekware.
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by Thygeekgoddess February 09, 2017

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