Fuckwaas
A notch above 'bakwaas', which in colloquial 'hindi' language is basically nonsense, gibberish,crap.
Fuckwaas by AllyMcbeal July 28, 2011
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fuckweasel
a person who behaves in a sneaky manner to try and create favourable circumstances for themselves, or to cover their tracks, quite often at the expense of others. They use weasel-words to try and make a story sound in their favour whilst never directly lying, usually by leaving out key details such as who actually did a piece of work.
A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;
Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."
The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.
A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;
Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."
The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.
A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
My manager asked me to stay back last night and finish some content. When I came in this morning I found out that he had sent an email out early to the department saying it was finished and I spotted someone in the coffee point thanking him. I wasn't even mentioned. What a fuckweasel!
fuckweasel by the_manager August 19, 2013
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fuckwashed
fuckwashed by ThatNihilistGuy November 17, 2010
Fuckwaste
(fuk-wAst) n.
1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
More precisely, however, it is the residue left inside of a condom after someone is done having sex.
ie: Any leftover cum that is not used for the specific purpose of inducing pregnancy.
The term is derived from "wasted fuck", because the semen was not used for its primal purpose of making a baby.
2. A derogatory term for a jerk or a stupid person. (see synonyms douche, idiot, jackass, asshole, moron, worthless, etc.)
This indicates uselessness, because as you can tell from defenition number 1, "fuckwaste" is something that has no point in being there, so this easily translates into an insult.
1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
More precisely, however, it is the residue left inside of a condom after someone is done having sex.
ie: Any leftover cum that is not used for the specific purpose of inducing pregnancy.
The term is derived from "wasted fuck", because the semen was not used for its primal purpose of making a baby.
2. A derogatory term for a jerk or a stupid person. (see synonyms douche, idiot, jackass, asshole, moron, worthless, etc.)
This indicates uselessness, because as you can tell from defenition number 1, "fuckwaste" is something that has no point in being there, so this easily translates into an insult.
Haha I just threw my used condom onto Billy's head, and now he's got my fuckwaste all over his hair!
I just masturbated, now I gotta wash off all this fuckwaste from my hands and pants.
Did you see that fuckwaste lunch lady? She only gave me half a serving of french fries!
You're adopted and your parents don't love you, you fuckwaste!
I just masturbated, now I gotta wash off all this fuckwaste from my hands and pants.
Did you see that fuckwaste lunch lady? She only gave me half a serving of french fries!
You're adopted and your parents don't love you, you fuckwaste!
fuckwads and faggots
Definition 1 An offensive term used to describe people who play Dungeons And Dragons
Definition 2 A word you use to make fun of Dungeons And Dragons
Definition 2 A word you use to make fun of Dungeons And Dragons
fuckwads and faggots by J Slasher July 29, 2017
fuckwaste
A waste of sperm and egg who should have been aborted when their parents had the chance. Most notably an asshole redneck who likes to fuck with people because they look or act different from themselves.