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Fucktangular
An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.
Fucktangular by lolersaurus December 4, 2018
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Metric Fuckton
More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004
Metric Fuckton
Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020
Fucktangular
When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.
That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover
Fucktangular by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020
mega-fuckton
equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)
An extremely large quantity.
An extremely large quantity.
mega-fuckton by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013