fucklong

Unité de temps universelle désignant une période beaucoup trop longue, considérant un requis d'arriver imminent.

"- Nous avons besoin de la pièce maintenant!

- Ça prend 8 semaines pour la manufacturer...rien en stock...

- Dude, c'est fucklong!

by daxvidk January 30, 2019

Fucklong

Longer, larger, or weightier than you, personally, care to measure.

I don't remember high school, it was a fucklong ago, I only remember the salient points and events.

by notmeunderanycircumstance November 18, 2023

Fuckalong Cassidy

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.

Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021

Fucklings

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.

There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."

by Murphy01 July 1, 2008

fuckling

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.

Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.

by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004

ugly fuckling

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare

*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling

by emmamelinda November 7, 2009