fucklong

Unité de temps universelle désignant une période beaucoup trop longue, considérant un requis d'arriver imminent.

"- Nous avons besoin de la pièce maintenant!

- Ça prend 8 semaines pour la manufacturer...rien en stock...

- Dude, c'est fucklong!

fucklong by daxvidk January 30, 2019

Words you can keep

Fucklong

Longer, larger, or weightier than you, personally, care to measure.

I don't remember high school, it was a fucklong ago, I only remember the salient points and events.

Fucklong by notmeunderanycircumstance November 18, 2023

Related Words

fucklong • Fuck Long Island! • fuckling • Fucklog • Fuckong • Fuckalong Cassidy • fucklength • Fucklunge • fuckmong • Fucktong

Fuckalong Cassidy

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.

Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

Fuckalong Cassidy by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021

Fucklings

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.

There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."

Fucklings by Murphy01 July 1, 2008

fuckling

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.

Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.

fuckling by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

fuckmong by paul May 13, 2004

ugly fuckling

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare

*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling

ugly fuckling by emmamelinda November 7, 2009

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

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