Fucktangle

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

Fucktangle

A love tringle that is doomed or sordid.

Oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her Mom. That is one mother of a fucktangle.

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

Fucktangle

Fucktangle -

A sexual position utilized by swingers, especially swinger geometry teachers, carpenters (Jesus), and many others. A fucktangle is any shape made when several people link themselves together through sexual actions that closely resemble said shapes, shapes that include "tangle" in their names, i.e. rectangle, triangle, and rhombus...tangle.

"I need help with my geometry so me, my best friend's mom, and his sister totally made a fucktangle last night. Then we calculated."

by Mr. Big Meat December 20, 2006

fucktangle

1. A geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. No two are ever alike.

What is that? A trapezoid? It doesn't look quite right.

No, that's a fucktangle.

by Me first January 29, 2009

Devil's Fucktangle

An emotionally triggered individual that makes up new meanings of sex games in order shift focus to his issues with alcohol.

Brett entered the Devil's Fucktangle when he tried to convince the senators that that a sex act was actually a drinking game.

by BrotherBryan October 3, 2018

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

fucktangle

The geometric shape of something that has been smashed beyond recognition.

That truck used to be a rectangle until the dumbass crashed it, now it's a fucktangle.

by q359 July 25, 2023