Fucktigo
Getting your brains fucked out. The result dizziness and nausea. In rare cases accompanied with Love.
Fucktigo by Creativewaves July 31, 2018
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fucktional
having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013
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fucktigued
When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.
Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.
Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.
My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.
I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.
I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.
fucktigued by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010
fucktion
fucktion by goatsearse May 12, 2009
fucktion
Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."
fucktion by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009
Urban Fucktionary
When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Urban Fucktionary by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
Fucktional
Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama
Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?
Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
Fucktional by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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