fucktigon

Similar to a love triangle but in the swinger community where two couples are exclusive but still attracted to and pursue others. Not a "love triangle" because it's not love and more than three people.

Watch out for them. They're caught up in a fucktigon.

by Dorothy Ray May 30, 2016

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

by Yst December 12, 2004

Fuckation

A short trip with the sole purpose of fucking. There may be little to no sleep involved in a fuckation.

Wanna hook up? I need a fuckation.

by AW69 December 18, 2010

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

fuckton

more than a shitload

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

fucktigued

When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.

Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.

My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.

I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.

by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010