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Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.
The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses
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fucktoplasm

Fluid that squirts around and generally gets everywhere during sexual intercourse. Cum and vaginal juices.
It was a big mistake screwing on her parents sofa. There was fucktoplasm everywhere.
fucktoplasm by TP&DC January 13, 2010

Fuckstomp 

To completely and utterly destroy; usually when referring to an athletic competition.
"Wow, did you see Oklahoma get fuckstomped by UCLA this weekend?"
Fuckstomp by Trendon September 19, 2005

Fuckston 

Slang name for Frankston which is part of the Greater Melbourne metropolitan area. The reason for the name is that most who are from Frankston and/or live in Frankston are drug fucked, fucked in the head, have fucked their life up and most likely someone elses along the way. Also this is one of the worst suburbs in the Australian state of Victoria. It is at the top of lists such as most assaults outside the Melbourne CBD, highest rate of hoon drivers, highest rate of shop lifting ect. The Frankston train line is one of the most unsafe train services in the state. Aswell as this there are other reasons to call Frankston, Fuckston these include youths are out of control, Rape, Gang Bashings, Murder, major car crashes, gangs roaming the streets, Main Street in Frankston is littered with people on drugs. Schools are very poor quality in all areas, most teachers and principals have lack of knowledge, compassion, aswell as not giving a stuff about their students who attend their schools. Same with the Frankston police, they don't give a stuff about crime might be one of the reasons for the rise in crime so if you are a victim to some sort of crime don't expect the police to help to much. So finally my advise if you are thinking of coming to Frankston aka Fuckston, DON'T!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF FRANKSTON?
Don't you mean Fuckston, everyone from there is ethier drug fucked, fucked in the head and/or fucked their life up amd most likely someones elses aswell
OK IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKSTON I'LL PROBABLY GET BASHED
Fuckston by Wilma Wilde October 7, 2009

Fuckstoast 

A random act of slight scorn. Common to a swear word except with less aim and hate. (Used to confuse others around the one saying it and also express their feelings indirectly.
FUCKSTOAST! I just got a paper cut.

Fuckstoast, show up to track on time loser.

Fuckstoast, you're right... I should get some friends.
Fuckstoast by dws95 January 24, 2011

Fuckstorm 

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.
Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?
Fuckstorm by SCOOTER January 20, 2013