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fuckslop 

A slang term for semen. Also known as jizz, jism, cum, dickslop, plate of oysters etc.
I was having sexual relations and I released my fuckslop.
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Any annoying individual may be referred to as a fuckalope however the term is usually used while driving. Dealing with an individual who is driving slow on the interstate, stopping at yeild signs, or slowing down for pedestrians is likely to provoke the use of this fine word.
Slow driver - "Stop tailgating me!"

Correct response - "Shut the fuck up you fuck-faced fuckalope! Get your ass in the slow lane!"
fuckalope by Cumpster March 19, 2008
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The act of getting a girl from behind, then suddenly sticking your finger up her butthole.
I heard he gave that girl the fuckslip.
fuckslip by Nukaworldsupreme May 22, 2013
i fancy getting laid, im off round to fuckslot's house
FUCKSLOT by Marc Randles January 5, 2008
fuckalope is a stupid motherfucker usually on our nation's interstate system that drives in the fastlane and goes really fucking slow and won't get the fuck over
you fuckalope get outta my way
fuckalope by Terry January 30, 2004
(n.)One who you dislike enough to maliciously slap while engaging in intercourse, yet like enough to engage in intercourse with.

(v.) The act of slapping someone who your are engaged in intercourse with, for doijng something incredibly stupid in bed.
You're having sex...*insert various sounds of intercourse hear...he/she does something like biting, or inserting anything into somewhere it shouldn't be, and you slap the shit out of them, only to continue intercourse, then leave and never talk to them, that person, is a fuckslap(n.), what you did to them, is fuckslap(v.) them.
Fuckslap by Bennyfizzle August 30, 2005
n. Something that is both fucked and a flop. Can be used to describe people or events.
That party was a total fuckflop.
He is a fuckflop.
fuckflop by Pandawhale February 8, 2010
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