Skip to main content

Fuckbater

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time
Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*
by The egg boiler July 15, 2020
mugGet the Fuckbater mug.

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"
"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"
by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016
mugGet the Fuckster's Law mug.

Fuckaversary

The day you and your fuck buddy first fucked.
John "Why did Tim have to leave so suddenly?"
Bob "Its Mary and his fuckaversary"
John "Ohhhh"
by Anynemous August 1, 2010
mugGet the Fuckaversary mug.

fuckbert

A stronger interjection than fuck. The term is often used when expressing great displeasure or anger.
Mom: Did you see Albert's fucking hair?

Dad: Holy shit, fuckbert.
by xxchillinniggaxx December 14, 2019
mugGet the fuckbert mug.

fuckatree

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree
by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021
mugGet the fuckatree mug.

Fuckbuster

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.
mugGet the Fuckbuster mug.

Fuckberries

Interjection. Commonly used when something bad is about to happen or someone has to do a humiliating task.
- Dude, it's your turn to scrub the toilets!

-Awwww, Fuckberries
by POOPY MAN September 8, 2003
mugGet the Fuckberries mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email