fuckpert

Someone who claims to have domain knowledge and pretends to be an expert but in reality is just an ignorant liar.

Don’t waste you time with Jules, he a fuckpert when it comes to real estate investing.

The plumber who came by to fix my sink, mucked it big time, total fuckpert.

All these YouTube gurus giving us advice on life are bunch of fuckperts!

fuckpert by vinniedeecee April 3, 2024

fuckpert

Someone who pretends to be an expert in a given area but in reality hardly knows much.

Can also be

Some one who tries to give expert advice on any topic you bring up but in actuality doesn’t know what they are talking about

Can also be

Some who you think has domain knowledge, you ask for their “expert” opinion, they give it and you have a very important decision that bombs, because they were idiots in the first place and instead of saying they did t know gave you wrong advice.

1. Oh Matt, shut up, don’t tell me how to invest my money, you’re a financial fuckpert.

2. Don’t ask Janice about door locks, she’s a fuckpert in that area.

3. OMG! I don’t know why I listened to Bryce about buying that Cupboard, I found out it’s the worst wood for this house. He’s a fuckpert mate!

fuckpert by vinniedeecee April 3, 2024

fuckbert 

A stronger interjection than fuck. The term is often used when expressing great displeasure or anger.

Mom: Did you see Albert's fucking hair?

Dad: Holy shit, fuckbert.

fuckbert by xxchillinniggaxx December 14, 2019

fuckpet 

A guy/girl used for sex at their master's command. (aka "sex toy")

When Keiichi couldn't find a girlfriend, he settled for his fuckpet to get him through the lonely nights. She doesn whatever he asks too!

fuckpet by GanguroKaze January 26, 2005

fuckparty 

*noun
An intense and drawn out struggle (which under normal circumstances would not be necessary) to make something work properly.

Dan said, “You guys should come over closer to eight o’clock. I’m having a fuckparty with the grill.”

fuckparty by Johnny Dan May 15, 2007

fuckportunity 

1. an opportunity to have sex or a chance sexual encounter.
2. a previous conquest that you see again in the future

Did you have any luck with your fuckportunity?

fuckportunity by Awful & Stylin January 5, 2010

Fuckertunity 

Slang term for having the opportunity to possibly have sexual intercourse.

Bro, if Sally's parents aren't home, you have a total fuckertunity.

Fuckertunity by Lynneth July 6, 2011