fucktater

One who enjoys watching others have sex

i.e. a spectater at a sporting event, but for sex

In undergrad, me and my girl would be doing the dirty in the dorm, and my roommate would act like he was asleep, what a fucktater.

fucktater by Jaron_1 December 14, 2006

fucktater

A guy who fucks potatoes (ie. Scott)

fucktater by Christy February 12, 2003

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.

This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.

fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

Fuckaversary 

The day you and your fuck buddy first fucked.

John "Why did Tim have to leave so suddenly?"
Bob "Its Mary and his fuckaversary"
John "Ohhhh"

Fuckaversary by Anynemous August 1, 2010

fuckatree 

Voodoo kharma

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree

fuckatree by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time

Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*

Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020