Fucknose

1. A term of endearment, especially when said by the originator who is in a drunken condition.

2. a derogatory term said to express anger towards an individual.

3. Literal, an action engaged in, usually while performing inverted oral clitoral stimulation, by inserting one's nose into the partner's vagina, thusly giving simultaneous sexual pleasure.

1. "Hey Fucknose, how the hell have you been?"
2. "Hey Fucknose, get the fuck out of my fucking way."
3. "We were performing 69 with me on top when I decided to give her a 'fucknose.'"

by mr. fucknose January 13, 2008

Fucknosed

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.

"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"

by Kirow Baye February 26, 2008

grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

by alan January 22, 2004

Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010