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Fucnose - any carbohydrate of indeterminate structure. It is so difficult to understand the chemistry of these sugar molecules that you may hear chemistry professors exclaim their name in exasperation at just how hard it is to understand.

Fucnose is loosely related in chemical structure to godnose, which was originally called ignose and is now known as ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
Student: What sugar is this?

Prof: Fucnose!
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Fucknosed 

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.
"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"
Fucknosed by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

grandpa fucknose 

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.
If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.
grandpa fucknose by alan January 22, 2004

Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness
That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

Fucknose 

1. A term of endearment, especially when said by the originator who is in a drunken condition.

2. a derogatory term said to express anger towards an individual.

3. Literal, an action engaged in, usually while performing inverted oral clitoral stimulation, by inserting one's nose into the partner's vagina, thusly giving simultaneous sexual pleasure.
1. "Hey Fucknose, how the hell have you been?"
2. "Hey Fucknose, get the fuck out of my fucking way."
3. "We were performing 69 with me on top when I decided to give her a 'fucknose.'"
Fucknose by mr. fucknose January 16, 2008

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026