fucnose

Fucnose - any carbohydrate of indeterminate structure. It is so difficult to understand the chemistry of these sugar molecules that you may hear chemistry professors exclaim their name in exasperation at just how hard it is to understand.

Fucnose is loosely related in chemical structure to godnose, which was originally called ignose and is now known as ascorbic acid (vitamin C)

Student: What sugar is this?

Prof: Fucnose!

fucnose by David Bradley Science Writer June 17, 2005

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Fucknosed

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.

"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"

Fucknosed by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

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grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

grandpa fucknose by alan January 22, 2004

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Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

Fucknose Commander by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010

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Fucknose

1. A term of endearment, especially when said by the originator who is in a drunken condition.

2. a derogatory term said to express anger towards an individual.

3. Literal, an action engaged in, usually while performing inverted oral clitoral stimulation, by inserting one's nose into the partner's vagina, thusly giving simultaneous sexual pleasure.

1. "Hey Fucknose, how the hell have you been?"
2. "Hey Fucknose, get the fuck out of my fucking way."
3. "We were performing 69 with me on top when I decided to give her a 'fucknose.'"

Fucknose by mr. fucknose January 16, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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