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Fucknosed 

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.
"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"
Fucknosed by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008
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fuckused 

"Fuck, I got fuckused."

Fuckopedia 

Someone who is simply a complete imbecile. This word can be used in certain situations such as driving, internet conversations, politics, or any other activity in which requires it.
Skip Bayless: Aaron Rodgers is being a prima-donna and a diva by trying to force his way out of Green Bay.

Me: This fuckopedia right here...
Fuckopedia by SHUFFL3G0D May 7, 2021

FUCKyoted 

To get Yeeted on more than once in a small amount of time
i got FUCKYOTED by 3 redshells in Mario Kart and now im in last place.
FUCKyoted by -C&A March 17, 2019

Fucknoodle 

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.
Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.
Fucknoodle by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

fuckzoned 

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship.
He hasn't called me back yet. Do you think he will call me back?

No. You've been fuckzoned.
fuckzoned by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012

Fuckzoned 

When all you wanted was a friend and instead a dude fuckzones you and reduces your entire being to something he can stick a dick in
I thought we had a meaningful friendship but it turned out he just fuckzoned me.
Fuckzoned by saintcaffeinated October 15, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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