ActionSwanson42's definitions

Michigan Chad

A specific sub species of Chad natively found in the state of Michigan. They are taller, buffer and have a better beard than you do. Also have an innate ability to start dating your hot female friends out of freaking nowhere. They also probably own a boat.

I was about to ask Amber out on a date, then I saw her making out with a Michigan Chad on her IG

by ActionSwanson42 July 3, 2018

Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010