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When your best just isn't good enough.
That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

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1) A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
1) John is a stupid, hotdogging fuckhead.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.
by BleezeMonkey August 09, 2003

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Marked by disrespectful levity or casualness; pert.
John, I believe you are being rather flippant now. Which is to say that you are marked by disrespectful levity or casualness, you pert little thing, you.
by BleezeMonkey September 06, 2003

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A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.
"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

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1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.

2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.

2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
by BleezeMonkey August 09, 2003

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Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.
This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

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1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
by BleezeMonkey August 09, 2003

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