Definitions by BleezeMonkey

H# 

A pretend musical note, part of the Faggyan scale, perpetrated by the musically illiterate in an attempt to be witty with the end result of looking like a goofy little homo.

Chris Watson is so punk that he can play a high H# on his guitar by plucking the strings with his puckered faggot asshole.

H# by BleezeMonkey September 23, 2003

Whoopass

Bi-atch!

See also diet whoopass.

Whoopass by BleezeMonkey September 18, 2003

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Fucking priceless.

I mean, that says it all.

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by BleezeMonkey September 17, 2003

flippant 

Marked by disrespectful levity or casualness; pert.

John, I believe you are being rather flippant now. Which is to say that you are marked by disrespectful levity or casualness, you pert little thing, you.

flippant by BleezeMonkey September 6, 2003

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences 

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.

"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

fuckheadedness 

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

fuckheadedness by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

failure 

When your best just isn't good enough.

That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.

failure by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003