BleezeMonkey's definitions
My uncle Joe is a mortgageless, narcoleptic, ghetto-bitch Pinto-dweller.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the Pinto-dwellermug. 1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.
2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."
2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the Auditionmug. 
1) A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
1) John is a stupid, hotdogging fuckhead.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the fuckheadmug. by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003
Get the failuremug. 1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the Pintomug. This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003
Get the fuckheadednessmug.