BleezeMonkey's definitions

H#

A pretend musical note, part of the Faggyan scale, perpetrated by the musically illiterate in an attempt to be witty with the end result of looking like a goofy little homo.

Chris Watson is so punk that he can play a high H# on his guitar by plucking the strings with his puckered faggot asshole.

by BleezeMonkey September 23, 2003

fuckhead

1) A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.

1) John is a stupid, hotdogging fuckhead.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

fuckheadedness

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

failure

When your best just isn't good enough.

That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

flippant

Marked by disrespectful levity or casualness; pert.

John, I believe you are being rather flippant now. Which is to say that you are marked by disrespectful levity or casualness, you pert little thing, you.

by BleezeMonkey September 6, 2003

Whoopass

Bi-atch!

See also diet whoopass.

by BleezeMonkey September 18, 2003

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Fucking priceless.

I mean, that says it all.

by BleezeMonkey September 17, 2003