fuckdeath

Fuckdeath is where you are fucked to death by anal sex like Justin Bieber should

shit bomb is 10,000 times better happening to you than fuckdeath

by JOJONATOR BALLz November 27, 2013

Fuckmeat

Doyle Von Frankenstein

Ever since he wore a Fuck Meat shirt. Misfits fans are now referring to Doyle Von Frankenstein as Fuckmeat.

by Mr. Mojo Resin June 24, 2017

fuckopathology

The scientific study of disorders related to fucking.

He showed obvious evidence of genuine fuckopathology.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

fuckopathologist

A person who specializes in the analysis of fucking disorders.

He was a highly recognized and talented fuckopathologist who was able to quickly nail down the cause of anyone’s sexual dysfunction.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Go fucketh thyself

The Shakespearean way of saying: "Go fuck yourself".

Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.

by mikgriffen March 23, 2021

fuckdate

same as a booty call, a date with the sole purpose of having sex/fucking

I had a really great fuckdate last night.
I think I am going to call Scott for a fuckdate tonight cause I am really horny.

by Rae Rae March 9, 2004

Fucketh Thine Self

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"

Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.

by czainsaw September 20, 2006