fuckheadedness 

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

fuckheadedness by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

fuckheadness

When someone displays characteristics of being a fuckhead we can refer to them as having a level of fuckheadness. Similar to fuckheadedness, this is usually someone who's head is fucked, deranged or may have a numbingly low IQ (see also: dumb shit).

Background Information: My experience with the manager of a gym I enquired about joining who wouldn't let me inside to check out the equipment and space until I registered my personal details and agreed to their T's&C's first. This was in fact an agreement to become a member at the gym. (Would any normal person join a gym without seeing inside first?) He also had no idea about what was in this policy. When I tried to uncover the reasoning of such a stupid policy, he increasingly argued his defence with me about it, talking over the top of me on a tangent which was not addressing my main concern. He also suggested that because I wasn't cooperative with the policy that I was the one who may not be an 'appropriate fit' to be a member there. He handled the situation with high levels of fuckheadness and should be communicated to at the same level as his intellect.

He displayed a high level of fuckheadness.

You were really showing your fuckheadness tonight when you did those fucking stupid things, you dumb shit.

fuckheadness by Marufa February 8, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016