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Fuckfeast 

A person who criticizes someone who make jokes like "I ordered this pizza last year" or "I haven't seen you since a year ago" because they never got the caring warmth of a parent when they were a child.
person: I havn't seen you since la-

fuckfeast *goes in for a slap*

person: *grabs his arm mid throw and twists it until it breaks*
Fuckfeast by Dr. Ough January 16, 2023
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fuckfactor

The rating system used to judge if someone is or isn't fuckable.
When someone is sexually interested in somebody else the fuckfactor comes into play.
fuckfactor by jpg3 November 21, 2011

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

Fuckmeat 

Ever since he wore a Fuck Meat shirt. Misfits fans are now referring to Doyle Von Frankenstein as Fuckmeat.
Fuckmeat by Mr. Mojo Resin June 24, 2017

fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

FuckFestP 

FuckFestP Aka Dodge Peck aka LTNAP aka Balenciaga P is referred to as FuckFeckP when in a text thread by his lack of conversational participation in a contributional manner. He usually chimes in on a conversation with a quick and sometimes out of context "Lol". He also has a reputation for asking about sports betting action for none other than trolling purposes.

He is referred to as FuckFestP because of his sex and action addiction. When acting his part under one of his other nicknames, he's a great guy but FuckFestP is just a classic douchebag that you should stay away from.
Oh no! Here comes FuckFeckP

That FuckFestP is a real asshole!
FuckFestP by Jake Pounder February 8, 2019

Fuckenstein 

Dude i just fuckensteined my grandma
Fuckenstein by BaB Money December 16, 2015
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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