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Fuckbust 

v.

1. To enter an area in a particularly loud over-the-top fashion, usually breaking something on the way in. Sometimes performed utilizing the Sparta Kick. SWAT teams generally perform this with a battering ram.
"the SWAT team had no other option than to fuckbust their way in the house using flashbangs and a battering ram."

Phil: It's a good thing you weren't at the party last night.
Steve: Why's that?
Phil: Because the police decided to fuckbust their way into the house at 2 am just as Jim was about to leave. They kicked the door open so hard they broke his face in three places.
Fuckbust by CrazyMcNinja September 12, 2011

Fuckbuster 

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

Shitbag full of Fuckdust 

Term used to describe the immense uncomfortable feeling after a extremely heavy night of drinking and or drugs.
Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface
Shitbag full of Fuckdust by warden September 22, 2009

Funkbuster 

A person one has sex with despite them being unattractive, purely because one has not had any action for quite some time. The Purpose of such sexual escapades being to bust the your sexual "funk".
A)Bro I totally banged that fat chick!
B) For realsies? she was ugly as fuck man what were you thinking?
A)Its cool I have had a dry spell I needed a funkbuster nahmean?
B)Innit.
Funkbuster by Kevin_From_Kings February 10, 2009

fucklustrous 

By @fictionvixen11

An IG poet who was challenged to make up a word

A person or situation that is fuckable, lust worthy and desirous
Girl 1: did you see SOA last night?
Girl 2: Yes. OMG Charlie Hunnam is fucklustrous. Sigh.
fucklustrous by jdsgirl October 1, 2015

fuckbastard 

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".
Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!
fuckbastard by Diseeze October 8, 2006
Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.
Fuckbus by Goofnut July 3, 2022