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Funkbuster

A person one has sex with despite them being unattractive, purely because one has not had any action for quite some time. The Purpose of such sexual escapades being to bust the your sexual "funk".
A)Bro I totally banged that fat chick!
B) For realsies? she was ugly as fuck man what were you thinking?
A)Its cool I have had a dry spell I needed a funkbuster nahmean?
B)Innit.
by Kevin_From_Kings February 10, 2009
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Punkbuster

An ancient piece of software the for some unknown reason large publishers like EA still use.

The staff at Punkbuster write their code in Java and only work on it from 9-11 am at the local community college computer lab.

The program mainly functions as a lottery system, if punkbuster works you are allowed to play the game that day.

This helps publishers pay as little as possible for servers as they force large portions of the community offline in a load balancing technique.
Punkbuster wont let me play my game online!

oooh bummer, better luck next week.
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Funkmaster General

A gentleman who is endowed not only with the power of funk, but also dresses in a fly and thoroughly impractical way.
That Undercover Brother certainly is the Funkmaster General
by Max Cummings October 31, 2003
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Gray Fullbuster

Ice wizard from the anime and manga fairy tail. If you see him with clothes on, you should get your eyes checked. He is staked by Juvia Lockser and secretly likes it. He can dance like Michael Jackson and is a confirmed sex God.
by Daughterofslytherin February 19, 2015
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Fuckbuster

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.
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funkmaster

Damn bra, James Brown be the funkmaster!
by The Original Jimmy James June 26, 2008
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punkbuster

A gay ass peice of shit anti-hacking game software. If you do not know a lot about computers or you have vista, chances are if you get a game which has punkbuster enabled for multiplayer, itll give you many errors. yes punkbuster does prevent hacks and most people do not get kicked from it, but its possible that you fall into the small category of people being kicked by punkbuster daily, for no reason at all.
"Hey 1337nub25, like my new server for COD?"

"No, I keep getting kicked by lame ass punkbuster."
by aeTRWSTey March 25, 2009
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