"Jesse is cheating on his smokin hot wife with HER? Nasty! Why?" says Jesses' friend.
"Because his wife won't let him poke her in her bunghole." answers Jesses' other friend,
"But SHE will!!!" hahahaha
"Wow! He is such a total Fuckanus!" replies Jesses' friend.
"Because his wife won't let him poke her in her bunghole." answers Jesses' other friend,
"But SHE will!!!" hahahaha
"Wow! He is such a total Fuckanus!" replies Jesses' friend.
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A mutated cross between an alligator, a platipus, and an octopus, often resmbling a massive penis. According to urban myth is an escaped animal from government testing. In reality, there is no Bogeyman, the monsters under small childrens' beds accross the nation are undoubtedly descendants of the very first fuckapuss which escaped into the wild in 1995.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.
Small child: Mommy! A fuckapuss came out from under my bed and tried to rape me!
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.
by Baileywatercolors November 3, 2009
Get the fuckapuss mug.A combination of the words "fuck" and "shit". Usually used to express deep anger when one is pissed off to the max. Can also be used to describe an object as great, like one would say something is "the shit".
"Brad, I was driving your sister home, but we were in a terrible crash, and... I'm so sorry..."
"FUCKANDSHIT!"
"Hey, remember those Harvest Moon games we used to play?"
"Yeah man, those games were the fuckandshit."
"FUCKANDSHIT!"
"Hey, remember those Harvest Moon games we used to play?"
"Yeah man, those games were the fuckandshit."
by Zeig January 3, 2009
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Used to display extreme happiness
Used to display extreme happiness
*Diallo types wrong numbers into calculator*
Diallo: oh fuckanist
*Lulu sucks a noosh*
Lulu: that was so fuckanist. Jesus fucking christ
Diallo: oh fuckanist
*Lulu sucks a noosh*
Lulu: that was so fuckanist. Jesus fucking christ
by Thursdayhi# August 18, 2018
Get the Fuckanist mug.mostly used in a stereotypical "Oriental" accent. Something that is both delicious, and fuckable. Usually food.
Drew: Damn dood, not to toot my own horn, but that stew was awesome
Scott: I know, it's absolutely fuckarush
Scott: I know, it's absolutely fuckarush
by Werd-e January 27, 2009
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