Fuck my face

What one typically says when they're experiencing extreme frustration, or a response to an inconvenient surprise

"Ah, I just did the wrong homework assignment! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I forgot to eat dinner! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I lost my juul. Fuck my face" - Leo

by brizzyshitdcknson May 04, 2017

fuck my face

An exclamation.

A sillier substitution for 'Oh my goodness', 'Goodness me', 'I say', 'My word', 'Well I never', etc. Nice with a British-ish accent but can also be used for 'Gee' and 'Wow', etc.

Fuck my face! It's enormous!

by frezley September 01, 2010

internet fuck on my face

Whatever the fuck it is Herb does with his computer in his spare time.

I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

you fucked up my face

The famous quote in Hunt Down The Freeman said by Mitchell Shephard to Adam before killing him

you fucked up my face *gunshot*

by MemeLord4063 June 10, 2018

fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.

Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...

by Karl Gomes October 02, 2007

Kick my (fucking) face off

The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.

"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"

by Sigmund Freud November 03, 2004

Fuck Me Till My Face Falls Off

Originally a Vine made by Daz Black.

A popular Meme.

“Fuck me till my face falls off Jason”

by Cpcpcpcpcp November 05, 2018