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Fuck Chimp 

1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.

2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.
That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...
Fuck Chimp by sgtmeekly January 17, 2011
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Chimp-Fuck 

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

fuck like a champ

Part of the awesomeness that only certain men can ascertain throughout a life of drunken debauchery. Also, just banging better than your average man.
person 1:He fucked her forever last night.

person 2:Damn he can "fuck like a champ."

Man doing the fucking: Giggity giggity AHHHlllllright!!!!
fuck like a champ by Dr. Pussy December 28, 2010

Fuckchump 

Someone who is very pretty, but exceptionally dim... but you so would.
Josh is such a fuckchump.

The bar was just wall to wall with fuckchumps.
Fuckchump by barnesly January 2, 2012

fuckchamp 

It means "pogchamp" basically, but if you really want to blend some swears in it.
You son of a fuckchamp, this game is impossible and you still beat it?

fuckchimp 

A truly moronic human being (i.e. one having the intelligence of someone that would conduct sexual relations with a chimpanzee)
"I say! The chap at the haberdashery short-changed me by 20 pounds!"
"Crikey, what a fuckchimp!"
fuckchimp by Anonymous April 7, 2003

fuckchip 

fuckchips are the dried crispy flakes that are somewhat attached to the bedsheets after a very intense sexual encounter that lasted eight or more hours . the chips consist of both persons bodily fluids .
i was late getting dressed for work because i went back to the bedroom an grabbed mostly all the chips so i would have something to snack on during the day.
i am hopeful she will share the fuckchips and coffee with me in the morning if i can do a few more hours until then
fuckchip by fuckchip champ September 5, 2021