Chimp-Fuck 

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

Chimp-Fuck by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

Fuck Chimp 

1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.

2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.

That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...

Fuck Chimp by sgtmeekly January 17, 2011

Chocolate Chip Fuck 

When you are fucking someone but there are chocolate chip sized poop chunks in your urethra.

Janet: Why are there poop chunks in my vagina?
Jerrod: Because Jeffrey chocolate chip fucked you.

Chocolate Chip Fuck by Swiffer Wet Jet April 3, 2020

chimp fucker 

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)

"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"

chimp fucker by Jarl September 19, 2008

fuck like a champ

Part of the awesomeness that only certain men can ascertain throughout a life of drunken debauchery. Also, just banging better than your average man.

person 1:He fucked her forever last night.

person 2:Damn he can "fuck like a champ."

Man doing the fucking: Giggity giggity AHHHlllllright!!!!

fuck like a champ by Dr. Pussy December 28, 2010

Chim-fuckery 

The art of fucking with Chimo, on any level may it be psychologically or physical. Chim-fuckery takes place when an aspect of Chimo is identified, then exploited to the maximum about possible, bringing great satisfaction to those aware of the Chim-fuckery taking place.

Adam: "Hey man, Chimo doesn't know what hit him!"

Daud: "Loooooooool"

Amaan: "Ahh yes, this Chim-fuckery is rather exceptional isn't it.."

Chim-fuckery by Ashhhhhh10 May 12, 2011

chimpfucker 

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.

I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.

chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003