A word coined by Dunkin' Donuts commercials to describe the lingo used by really expensive cafes. Most people have no idea how to pronounce the psuedo-European words used in these establishments to replace "small", "medium", and "large", and make them sound "classy" or "upscale". A combination of the words French and Italian.

"Is it French or is it Italian? Maybe it's Fretalian."

Fretalian by Pookah5 January 27, 2007

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fritalian

Slang term used for a menu item with a non-english name. Favored by normal people who want to order gourmet coffee without the pretentious mix of foreign words forced on consumers by Starbucks in order to justify their inflated prices, such as "venti" or "au lait".

Popularized in a 2008 Dunkin Donuts ad campaign.

Idiot: "Yeah, I'd like a venti mocha blanc cappucino au lait."

Normal Person: "Dude, what the f*** is that - fritalian? Just give me a large coffee with white chocolate and steamed milk."

fritalian by ScottAllen March 8, 2008

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fretalian

Made popular by Dunkin Donuts to describe something French and Italian

She's fretalian

This coffee mocha blend is fretalian

fretalian by DizzyLizzy December 13, 2006

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Futorian

One who analyzes history to predict the future.

I aspire to be a Futorian

Futorian by Edwin Weatherby November 12, 2012

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