DizzyLizzy's definitions

Candom

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.

Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

lick it before you stick it

Performing oral sex on a girl before having sex with her

lick it before you stick it :P

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

spongebob

Coolest square dude ever

spongebob is the coolest square dude ever

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007

aaand you're done

A usually nicer and politer way of telling someone to shut up or shut the fuck up

Tiffany: LyKE omG I gotZ this neW Jessica McClintock dreSSz and I'mm surrE Jason will LOve it1!!!!11

Ashlyn: OmG no waysz!!11 I'm so00 jealous you dumb bitch!11 I want a Jessica McClintock dress

Tiffany: I knOw rite?

Me: aaand you're done

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

myspace chameleon

One who changes their layout, song, and default image every day.

Kelley is a myspace chameleon

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

pda

Public Display of Affection. Contains hugging, kissing, holding hands, etc... These are not allowed at school. Old jealous bastards.

Ms. Hall freaked out when she saw Ashley and Timmy doing pda but she can't help it cause she never got laid

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

shakira

A Colombian/Lebanese singer who can belly dance. Her belly dancing skills have made the single ''Hips Don't lie'' She is 4'11 and is very talented.

My favorite shakira song is underneath your clothes

by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006