DizzyLizzy's definitions

rehab

A fancy hotel suite full of celebrites with ''drug addictions''

A: Oh, I went to the loveliest hotel this weekend. I met Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Britney Spears

B: Don't you mean rehab?

by DizzyLizzy March 14, 2007

Ja Rule

Ja Rule is nothing but a poser. In the early 2000's he tried to be like 50 Cent and Tupac but failed. He is nothing without Ashanti and is only Irv Gotti's little puppet. He's gone now, probably dead.

Me in 2000: Yo Ja Rule is SOO fucking gay!

Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame

by DizzyLizzy June 20, 2006

pizza bell

pizza hut and taco bell combined. also referred to taco hut

let's go to pizza bell

by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007

Middle School Dance

A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.

A Middle School Dance was probably one of the worst things invented

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007

mexican't

Someone who wishes they were mexican but they are not

Come on Shelley. Your not Mexican. Your more like mexican't

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

tramp stamp

A tattoo above a woman's back, near her ass

Janelle has a tramp stamp

by DizzyLizzy February 23, 2007

asshat

Someone who is so foolish that they talk with thier head up thier ass, making them an asshat

You are an asshat

Andy Milonakis:*on his show* Stop calling here asshat!

by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007