Frobose 

I got to prepare my dad jokes because i'm having kids soon

I have to Frobose

Frobose by BIgDaddyLeeChardzard897ing April 5, 2023

Scott Frobose 

likes to eat chicken sandwiches, naps almost everyday, loves riding his dirt bike for living, father of 3 dogs, uses “boss” in every sentence.

Scott Frobose never replies to me because he’s always napping

Scott Frobose by llamassaresoooocool March 22, 2020

Froose 

Froose is an extreme geographer. Whilst spending time with his best pal "Fran" he loves to exhibit his explicit language on twitter when raging about his crappy dishwasher and his interesting piling... This Christian man despises of alcohol consumption when on school trips, and is obsessed with his ever growing allotment and increasing population of 2 tadpoles. When he's not engrossed in a geography article, this hunk loves to cycle (and express his hatred for people trying to knock him down when he's cycling) to his vegan restaurant, which specialises in Beetroot Pudding with pumpkin seeds and coconut and orange infused organic custard, with mango chutney. In conclusion, "Froose" is a friend for life.

Person 1: "Do you have a Froose?"
Froose: "WHAT?! YOU KNOW MY INSTAGRAM?!"
Person 1: "No, the yogurt dumb bitch" (for context, "frubes" are a type of yogurt which sound very similar to "Froose").

Froose by Flushed Away Froose April 14, 2020

fronose 

every bad name you could call some one mostly a fuckface

man shagans a real fronose

fronose by Ryan/Big blonde/ mike April 29, 2010

Fromosexual 

fro·mo·sek·shoe·ul
Adjective.

1. This term has a few uses, primarily used to describe a person who enjoys having sexual contact with the "afro" hairstyle, most typically rubbing the genetalia on the fluffy 'fro until orgasm is achieved.
This act can be performed by both males and females. Males tend to penetrate into the wiry birds nest, while females prefer their partners to jiggle their heads to stimulate their clitoris.

The most common negative side effect of this fetish is the transferrence of head lice to a partner's pubic hair, or pubic lice to the partners head. Good hygene is an acceptable way to prevent this from happening.

2. This term can also be used to describe someone who has a pubic hair preference, choosing a lover with a wild untamed love tuft on their over the more reserved styles.

1. As Taylor thrust once more into his lover's beehive, he knew truly in his heart that he was a rampant fromosexual.

2. Jack preferred Jill's intimidating bush over that of shaved Polly. This is because he was a fromosexual.

Fromosexual by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006

frodosexual 

a male whose personal style evokes a hobbit from the lord of the rings trilogy. may include, but not limited to: long or unkempt hair; scraggly or patchy facial hair; a relaxed disposition; having very close (but explicitly non-sexual) relationships with other males; frequently indulging in food, drink, and smoke.

"check my flow, i'm a lax bro. going out with my brohams for a sesh."
"you look very frodosexual to me."

"dude, you haven't cut your hair or showered."
"yeah, i'm going for that frodosexual vibe."

frodosexual by lordspinky April 9, 2010

frobese 

When an afro hairstyle is worn in an uncommonly large way.

That guys hair just hit me in the face even though I am more than 12 inches behind him. He could not fit it under a hat. His hair is frobese.

frobese by sassbot April 20, 2011