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A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.
Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.
fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009
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Get Foosed 

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.
Get Foosed by Syscon May 24, 2017

Fomosexual 

Someone who is promiscuous due to a "Fear of Missing Out" on sexual activities.
You can get so and so to do anything in bed. She's a real fomosexual.
Fomosexual by chaingrabber March 21, 2017

fobsessed 

being totally and utterly in love with Fall Out Boy, so much that you would rather die than to see the band break up.

people who are fobsessed are not teenies, these people live and breathe the music and dislike but tolerate the "oh em gee, pete wentz is global warming." sort of people. They know every scrap of information there is to do with FOB like the date Sugar We're Going Down was released (June 1, 2005) to what kind of car patrick drives (a blue honda civic) and what joe's dogs name is (its a pug and its name is shocker). They also own every album, EP and Dvd released by the band, and they have downloaded any other unreleased songs that there are. They usually belong to the Official Fall Out Boy fanclub too, aptly named Overcast Kids. And finally, they know every word to every song and can quote them in a heartbeat.

Fall Out Boy is;
Patrick Stump- Lead Vocals, Guitar, Main Composer
Peter Wentz- Bass Guitar, Back-up Vocals, Main Lyricist
Joseph Trohman- Lead Guitar, Back-up Vocals
Andrew Hurley- Drums
Person 1- Did you see her at the concert last night? She was totally crying while they played Thriller.
Person 2- Yeah, cuz that songs about their Diehard fans right? Oh and did you see her reaction when Joe hugged her at the signing? priceless. you could tell she was fobsessed.
fobsessed by penichie poo October 4, 2008

Scott Frobose 

likes to eat chicken sandwiches, naps almost everyday, loves riding his dirt bike for living, father of 3 dogs, uses “boss” in every sentence.
Scott Frobose never replies to me because he’s always napping

fooseball 

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.
Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!
fooseball by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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