Froose

Froose is an extreme geographer. Whilst spending time with his best pal "Fran" he loves to exhibit his explicit language on twitter when raging about his crappy dishwasher and his interesting piling... This Christian man despises of alcohol consumption when on school trips, and is obsessed with his ever growing allotment and increasing population of 2 tadpoles. When he's not engrossed in a geography article, this hunk loves to cycle (and express his hatred for people trying to knock him down when he's cycling) to his vegan restaurant, which specialises in Beetroot Pudding with pumpkin seeds and coconut and orange infused organic custard, with mango chutney. In conclusion, "Froose" is a friend for life.

Person 1: "Do you have a Froose?"
Froose: "WHAT?! YOU KNOW MY INSTAGRAM?!"
Person 1: "No, the yogurt dumb bitch" (for context, "frubes" are a type of yogurt which sound very similar to "Froose").

by Flushed Away Froose April 14, 2020

fooser

A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.

Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.

by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009

Floose

A person who is sexually popular, an easy lay, or perpetually pursuing sexual partners.

Keith tries to fuck every new girl that joins.

Yeah he's a fucking floose

by BoeYams March 29, 2020

Get Foosed

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.

Get Foosed you peasant.

by Syscon May 24, 2017

froozer

combination of friend, booze, and loser.

that friend you have that you don't really like, but always buys the drinks.

fred: "dude, wanna hang out tonight?"
bill: "nah, i got plans with bobby."
fred: "ooh, the froozer. can i come?"
bill: "yah."

by ith4ioht9ghnin90yh903haih April 20, 2009

Frootella

A huge, bulging penis.

Sarah: I like your Frootella, John.

by A Mysterious Robot October 7, 2011

Frooper

One who freely poops anywhere

The frooper took a dump in the park, he doesn’t care where he goes.

by Kyle6920 April 15, 2022