Friendspan

The period of time of which someone maintains a friendship.

"Be careful, she is known to have a really short friendspan"

"It was a decently long friendspan, but I wish we continued to stay friends!"

by Fantsee February 26, 2013

Friendbian

A friend you are so close with that everyone thinks you are lesbians.

"OMG...are Lynne and Joy gay?"

"No, they're just friendbians."

by LynneheartsJoy December 20, 2008

Friendsmas

Friendsmas is that special time of year when close friends get together to consume large quantities of delicious food stuff and exchange gifts. Friends celebrating Friendsmas may not be able to contain their excitement, randomly shouting various holiday jargon. The wearing of ugly Christmas sweaters is sometimes required.

1. "Best friend, when's Friendsmas?!"
2. "Let's have twelve desserts on Friendsmas even though it's only going to be the two of us!"
3. "So...who's buying the groceries?"
4. "BEST FRIEND, WHEN'S FRIENDSMAS?!"
5. "

by Mas-Man December 16, 2010

Friendalanche

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event

Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."

by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011

friendsbians

Two women that are very close friends that practically seem like they are lesbians.

Chrissy and Lorene are so close, they're not just friends, they're friendsbians.

I saw a couple of friendsbians holding hands at the mall today.

by LittleMissChatterbox January 9, 2009

Friendscaping

Going through your social network friend list and trimming the ones you don't want anymore.

Omg. You have so many friends on Facebook. You should do some friendscaping this weekend.

by tdcsf July 1, 2011

Friendmance

1. A cute relationship you have with a friend.

2. Friends who make each other happy.

3. Friends that act like homosexual lovers but are straight.

"Me and Abby have the best friendmance."

by sexgodmikey August 12, 2014