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Friendbase 

What myspace junkies use to refer to their excessively inflated list of friends who wouldn't give them an m&m if they were ethiopian.
Def 1:

Homie 1: Dawg, my friendbase is massive, and look how sexy my women are.

Homie 2: How many of them have you met in person?

(silence)

Man, Rihanna's friendbase has started to dwindle ever since... well, ya'll know what.
Friendbase by Mr. Reality Music February 25, 2009
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friendasaur 

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.

friendbait 

-friends that you add on a site like Facebook and MySpace just so you can have more friends
You added Joe! Do u even kno him? No he's just friendbait
friendbait by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010

friendaversary 

The aniversary of being friends with a person.

NOTE: This only works if you remember the exact date you met
Rosalie: Ohmigosh!!!
Alice: What???
Rosalie: What day is it??
Alice: The nineth, why?
Rosalie: It's our friendaversary!!! We have known eachother for one year today!!!!

Friendmaker 

Could also be spelled "Friend-maker"

An interesting person who's biggest talent is to make friends/contacts in all sorts of circles and whatever the circumstances are.

A person whose first impression is well liked by almost everyone.
Person #1: "Hey I met a real nice guy last night. Do you know anybody named Rob?"

Person #2: "Rob? Yeah, everybody knows Rob! He's a really nice guy...he's a typical friendmaker!"
Friendmaker by Waow Rabalder March 21, 2009

Friendbeneship

when you hook up with your friend and there is confusion if you are still friends or if your friends with benefits.
Tom: How's Sarah
Mike: Dude, I actually don't know. I think we are in a friendbeneship.
Friendbeneship by Hughieeeeeee April 27, 2013

friendsex 

casual sexual activity with no emotional strings attached. people who engage in friendsex are friends with benefits
Gage and Caro had friendsex.
friendsex by teh ninja July 21, 2008