friendasaur

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.

Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.

by James "Weenah" Carter June 27, 2006

Friendasaurus

def. An especially unattractive member of an otherwise good-looking group of socializing females.

Addendum: Also sometimes known as the "Fat Friend," one will observe that the Friendasaurus is sober and apparently PMSing, which aids in her dual roles of the outing; being the DD for the group, and as the Grandmaster Cockblocker, foiling any attempts for an eventual sexual encounter with one of the more attractive ladies of the group.

Guy1: "Dude, 2 O'clock, the redhead, she's STUPID hot!"

Guy2: "Yeah, but you see the nasty chick dancing next to her? She's a major Friendasaurus; I just saw her cockblock that guy in the green shirt."

by nutman November 23, 2004

Friendasaurus

There is always an obligatory "fat" friend in any group of hot girls... the Friendasaurus!

Look at the bloody Friendasaurus in that group!!

by imnotasthinkasyoudrunkiam October 23, 2008

Friendsourcing

(v) To ask a friend (a trusted source) to source information or people.

You should try friendsourcing your next web designer.

Friendsourcing leverages your trusted network to help you find your next marketing talent.

by friendsourcing October 1, 2009

friendsource

Outsourcing something to your friends.

I couldn't finish my book report so I friendsourced it.

by Aplusbar August 8, 2009

friendosaur

The unfortunate looking friend of one or more generally attractive women.

What was that nasty skank doing with all those dimes? She was a total friendosaur.

by gambino12345 October 15, 2007

Friendasaurus

When an attractive girl has a surprisingly unattractive friend that always hangs around providing a constant living cock block for all men trying to make a play.

I was about to spit some game on this chick but her Friendasaurus was always on the prowl.

by the brown bear October 10, 2008