Freshoffa 

(Fresh-offa) The exact moment one gets stoned off marijuana. Originates from the town of Menlo Park California. HDub, creedle, faby, and countless others use this word after taking bong loads, burnen blunts, joints, pipes, or any other smoking device.

Yo what up blood, I'm Freshoffa, i need to eat some food and take a nap!!!

Freshoffa by HGWhelan May 20, 2009

freshfail 

A new level of epic failure. Refers to the "Epic FreshFail Thread of 2008," where a certain member (FreshC230) posted photos of a Mercedes Benz CLS55 AMG on the MDStreetScene.com forums, and claimed it was his.

Due to his locality and age, members of the forum demanded proof, which he was unable to give. After a series of flimsy excuses, it soon became apparent that he had stolen the pictures off other sites, and eventually the REAL owner (Mafiosocls55) of the car showed up and provided proof of ownership. (The question of FreshC230's "fiancee", as of this writing, is still inconclusive, though preliminary findings indicate the photos are those of an internet model.)

This thread soon spread to other car forums on the net, and around the world, bringing down the server and leading to the "FreshFail of 2008" as readers flooded the site. The term "FreshFail" has come to indicate a level of failure above "epic fail," where one is very publicly, throughly, and humiliatingly pwned.

Man 1: I told this chick that I'm an up and coming actor in Sophia Coppola's next film.
Man 2: Bullshit, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag.
Man 1: Yeah, but I told her Sophia Coppola thought I was super hot, and the the next big thing.
Man 2: So what happened?
Man 1: Turns out she's Sophia Coppola's best friend and casting director.
Man 2: Freshfail!

freshfail by pomegranatesix March 27, 2008

Freehoff 

A unit of measurement for Two Beer Queer. Typically two beers at an alcohol level of 5.0% equal to one Freehoff.

Scott totally was triple Freehoff'd last night.

Freehoff by Acharai August 3, 2009

Freshface 

An individual that has a very seductive look,
;Has strong sex appeal ;Creates sexual tension with others
Enticing;

Oswald: That girl Angelica is just soooo quiet bro

Kyle: I dont know Bro,she might be quiet and everything but do you see those looks she be giving everyone !?

Oswald: What looks ?

Kyle: Angelica has a Freshface *Laughs*

Oswald: A Freshface ? what you mean ?

Kyle: she gives off sexual vibes with her facial expressions; she was turning me on the whole time at that party.

Oswald: ..Oh yeah,I did noticed that ,she did look like she was trying to suduce someone *Laughs*

Kyle: Yeah Bro,she look like she can be a real "Fun" time if someone was to get to really know her

Oswald: Probably ,Anyway it was nice seeing her Again

Kyle: Bro I wouldent mind seeing her right now,That whole quiet personality is just an act ! Theres more then meets the eye. I can just tell !

Oswald: *Laughs* Just Let it go already

Freshface by Muhammed Eli Marsh March 9, 2011