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An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.
dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer
by Evbrez January 16, 2007
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One who has homosexual tendencies only after drinking.
Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.
by RediOrNot May 12, 2005
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One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.
Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?
by Cheff Mcclure February 19, 2011
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one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater
Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.
by tom March 08, 2003
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