freshfail 

A new level of epic failure. Refers to the "Epic FreshFail Thread of 2008," where a certain member (FreshC230) posted photos of a Mercedes Benz CLS55 AMG on the MDStreetScene.com forums, and claimed it was his.

Due to his locality and age, members of the forum demanded proof, which he was unable to give. After a series of flimsy excuses, it soon became apparent that he had stolen the pictures off other sites, and eventually the REAL owner (Mafiosocls55) of the car showed up and provided proof of ownership. (The question of FreshC230's "fiancee", as of this writing, is still inconclusive, though preliminary findings indicate the photos are those of an internet model.)

This thread soon spread to other car forums on the net, and around the world, bringing down the server and leading to the "FreshFail of 2008" as readers flooded the site. The term "FreshFail" has come to indicate a level of failure above "epic fail," where one is very publicly, throughly, and humiliatingly pwned.

Man 1: I told this chick that I'm an up and coming actor in Sophia Coppola's next film.
Man 2: Bullshit, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag.
Man 1: Yeah, but I told her Sophia Coppola thought I was super hot, and the the next big thing.
Man 2: So what happened?
Man 1: Turns out she's Sophia Coppola's best friend and casting director.
Man 2: Freshfail!

freshfail by pomegranatesix March 27, 2008

FreshPilled 

When someone is too far gone and can’t be saved.

I wish I could help that dude, but he’s FreshPilled so there’s no saving him!

FreshPilled by FreshPicked November 10, 2020

FreshFriend 

1. A freshman who is considered to be "cool."
2. A freshman who hangs out with upperclassmen.

Bill: Have you met Jimmy.
Tom: Of course man, I love that FreshFriend.

FreshFriend by DragonballerX June 23, 2007

Freshtables 

A slang term for "Fresh Vegetables" commonly found in the produce section of a grocery store or organic market.

Let's get some freshtables while we're at Publix

Freshtables by palinisfailin December 27, 2008

Freshcalade

A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:

-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away

Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".

"Yo, what did Ricky do with all that settlement money?"

"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"

Freshcalade by ozsevenzero February 27, 2008

Freshballs 

A more politically correct form of the term 'freshmen,' referring to first-year college students of either gender.

Freshballs are characterized by awkward behavior, relentless drinking, and dropping out of school.

"Goddamn it freshballs, stop stealing my beer!"

Freshballs by PapaFrita January 22, 2009

freshalicious

Totally.Completely.Awesome.
In other words, something new (fresh) that's really cool.

"That new song is freshalicious!"

freshalicious by Mmmm......Jelly July 31, 2008