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A new level of epic failure. Refers to the "Epic FreshFail Thread of 2008," where a certain member (FreshC230) posted photos of a Mercedes Benz CLS55 AMG on the MDStreetScene.com forums, and claimed it was his.

Due to his locality and age, members of the forum demanded proof, which he was unable to give. After a series of flimsy excuses, it soon became apparent that he had stolen the pictures off other sites, and eventually the REAL owner (Mafiosocls55) of the car showed up and provided proof of ownership. (The question of FreshC230's "fiancee", as of this writing, is still inconclusive, though preliminary findings indicate the photos are those of an internet model.)

This thread soon spread to other car forums on the net, and around the world, bringing down the server and leading to the "FreshFail of 2008" as readers flooded the site. The term "FreshFail" has come to indicate a level of failure above "epic fail," where one is very publicly, throughly, and humiliatingly pwned.
Man 1: I told this chick that I'm an up and coming actor in Sophia Coppola's next film.
Man 2: Bullshit, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag.
Man 1: Yeah, but I told her Sophia Coppola thought I was super hot, and the the next big thing.
Man 2: So what happened?
Man 1: Turns out she's Sophia Coppola's best friend and casting director.
Man 2: Freshfail!
by pomegranatesix March 27, 2008

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AKA Damien Saez, an animalistically attractive young French man with a guitar. Known for his two albums, <i>Jours Etranges</i> and <i>God Blesse</i>. Writes beautiful, sensitive and often political lyrics and music; sings with a raw, gravelly and passion-filled voice. Worthy of worship.
Si l'amour est un temple
Toi tu sera ma religion
by pomegranatesix July 18, 2004

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Interesting movie with haunting soundtrack, featuring demonic bunny rabbits and a very good looking Jake Gyllenhaal.

All in all, pretty good.

And whoever the 'intellectual' fucktard is who thinks 'deus ex machina' means "God will kill us all," I'd like to note that 'deux ex machina' means 'From the machine, God," from the Greek term for the literary device that allows for a sudden, serendipitous ending to occur through an act of God.
ie, Donnie Darko, with knife held to his neck about to die; a car swerves by that scares off his attackers. DEUS EX MACHINA.
by pomegranatesix July 18, 2004

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