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faketarian

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.
Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.
faketarian by sp00ki September 15, 2006

fruitarian 

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)
A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.
fruitarian by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.
Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.
Faketarian by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

Fretalian 

A word coined by Dunkin' Donuts commercials to describe the lingo used by really expensive cafes. Most people have no idea how to pronounce the psuedo-European words used in these establishments to replace "small", "medium", and "large", and make them sound "classy" or "upscale". A combination of the words French and Italian.
"Is it French or is it Italian? Maybe it's Fretalian."
Fretalian by Pookah5 January 27, 2007

Freegetarian 

Someone who is toying with the idea of freeganism, but still works and pays for things most of the time. A healthy, open-minded attitude to the politics of money.

As in, the difference between vegan and vegetarian.
"I got this sandwich out a dumpster behind Marks and Spencers, but I still have a job and pay rent - I'm freegetarian, not freegan"
Freegetarian by FOURV August 10, 2009

Fagetarian 

Male that only eats man-meat.
"He is gay..."
"You mean he is a fagetarian?"
"Yeah, he only eats man-meat."
Fagetarian by Don_Dingle April 12, 2014